We R Paparazzi | WTF? Moment

The following rant was inspired by the people who live and breathe the bullshit tourist trap known as Las Vegas.

MotherFuck you, and fuck las vegas
Fuck Hendserson, and Fuck Summerlin
Fuck a tourist, Fuck a local
Fuck whatever town you came from.

The whole fuckin town is starting look like a dump
Fucking with me you just might find your ass in a trunk
In middle of the desert somewhere near Pahrump

Fuck your VIP and anybody who thinks their important
Fuck those who make the rules and those that follow them
Fuck a King and a Queen and Venetian gold jewelers
You shouldn’t have any problem suckin my ball sack
you over rated has been, fucking Vegas retread

Fuck the Vegas upper crust may you eat shit and rust
Fuck a pool party and fuck your tea party
Fuck illegals, hypocrites, and dissidents
and anyone else who thinks their different

Fuck wine tasters, fuck ass kissers
Fuck the real deal and fuck all the fakes
Fuck an ex jock and jock itch
Fuck the Next thing, it’s already over Bitch

Fuck critics, fuck your review
Even if you like me, fuck you

Fuck these corporate criminals and
Fuck spam and anything that gets spray on tan
So what your filthy disgusting rich
Get your dumb ass out of the sun you half baked bitch
pucker up and suck a diseased clit, and while your at it suck my anus
Just because you can suck cock, it won’t make you famous

Fuck your network, Fuck who your linked in to
Fuck your facebook status and your latest tweet
So what you like to tweet a lot like anybody gives a fuck
fuck who you follow and fuck whoevers following you

Fuck these customer service concierge/Hookers, Fuck your modeling career
I would say fuck you right to your face but why wait
Fuck everybody in western hemisphere
Fuck anyone the world that wants to come here

Fuck who and what you represent and fuck who you promote
Fuck public relations and your PR firm
Fuck whatever your marketing, nobody gives a damn
Fuck the layers of bullshit

Fuck Vegas Headliners and fuck a lounge act
Fuck your personalized license plates
You all make me sick, suck my dick
Fuck the strip, both sides of it

Fuck Elvis, fuck opera, fuck a Vegas soap opera
Fuck a pop locker and a Punk ass cock blocker
Fuck your nightclub and Fuck your security

Fuck plastic, geriatrics, pediatrics and anything classic
Fuck collagen lips your double D tits and your pierced clit
Fuck your botox and your latest nip and tuck
Too bad you can’t transplant a personality you fuck

Fuck your idea, fuck your plans, fuck your dreams
Fuck your magazine, your newsletter
Fuck everybody on the inside,
Whoever’s on the cover, fuck his mother
That’s right I said it, what are you gonna do?
Don’t worry I saved the last fuck for you.

[jamiesocial]

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Depeche Mode forgives an actress’ $50,000 debt

It was an innocent enough mistake. Actress Veronica Grey was visiting the Philippines in February for her sister Candice’s wedding when Depeche Mode launched a charity auction to benefit Teenage Cancer Trust, a UK organization helping teenagers fight cancer. For this special auction commemorated with Depeche Mode’s first ever performance at Royal Albert Hall with a reunion with former bandmate Alan Wilder, Depeche Mode commissioned 12 elegant one of a kind watches, each face bearing one of Depeche Mode’s 12 albums. These exquisite timepieces were put up for auction with all proceeds benefitting said charity. Bidding began at $15,000 Swiss Francs. Which, while in the Philippines bidding on said items, Veronica Grey misread for $150 US dollars, as she did all her bidding solely using her iPhone. So, she was shocked and thrilled when no one else bid against her. She could not believe that out of the millions of Depeche Mode fans in the world, she was the only one who would want such a luxurious watch for a “measly” $150.

However, on the final day of the auction, others finally threw their hat in the ring and Veronica was in a bidding war, emerging victorious on “Sounds of the Universe” and “Some Great Reward.” She was like, “Awesome! Two watches totalling about $500.”When she got the invoice a few days later, she nearly collapsed that it was more like $50,000.She had to contact the auction house and beg for mercy because it was an innocent yet extremely stupid mistake. Aside from the wedding, she also was in the Philippines visiting her step-mother who just battled cancer, so she was definitely sympathetic to the cause. What could be done? The auction was over and the money had been already pledged to the charity. Depeche Mode could not say that Martin Gore’s actress friend committed a collosal act of stupidity, and so, like true gentlemen, the covered the bill for Veronica and made the donation anyway.

Martin and Veronica first came into contact in December 1997 backstage of a Cure concert at Shepherd’s Bush, London.These past 7 months, Veronica was mortified by her error, until last night, she finally came face to face with Martin Gore for the first time since the incident, and this video reveals that all may be forgiven:

Martin chose a city close to Veronica to DJ the afterparty for Alan Wilder’s Recoil tour. It is his first solo performance in years, and if fans wonder why Martin, who is fond of exciting metropoles like Berlin, chose the mild Santa Ana for his first and only gig of the year, they can thank Veronica. Yes, Martin was indeed wearing a watch last night, but, paparazzi could not tell if it was one of those alluring collector’s items or if their muse-musician relationship will indeed, stand the test of time. Or at least, timepieces.

Maybe someday Martin will gift Veronica with the “Some Great Reward” watch she “won” – as if the “Sounds of the Universe” album written for and about her, wasn’t already enough.

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FUCK VEGAS

Depeche Mode forgives an actress’ $50,000 debt