What the F is up with the Art of War?

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by Lippy the Flip

No we are not talking about the legendary manual by Sun Tzu.
This generation of WARriors are ARTists.

As such, 30 Seconds to Mars releases their new album on Tuesday
December 8th titled, “This is War.”

So far frontman Jared Leto could not be reached for answers as to the reasons why it is titled as such, but we think it could relate to the recent public yet amicable dissolution of the relationship between Smashing Pumpkins songwriter Billy Corgan and his long time muse Veronica Grey.

Both Veronica Grey and Jared Leto were unknown grommets on the pilot episode of “My So-Called Life.” 11 years later they were somewhat reacquainted on the SP “Zeitgeist” tour circuit…and now this album from 30STM with the provocative title.

If Leto was alluding to a “war” with Corgan he should check with the
management, as actress Veronica Grey is presently linked to Andrew
Vanwyngarden of MGMT and Depeche Mode’s Martin Gore.

We asked Veronica Grey, who coincidentally(?) happens to be in the
same area where 30 Seconds to Mars performs this Friday, why all the
fuss? With burning fingers, she simply points to the book, “The
Biggest Secret” by David Icke.

Not sure who will win these art star wars but “Congratulations!” to
MGMT for their present double Grammy nomination.

While today’s heavily promoted single of 30 Seconds to Mars is “Kings
and Queens” one thing we can for sure say is a woman will wear the
crown at the 2010 Grammys, because only those with the XX chromosome
are nominated for Album of the Year:
Lady Gaga
Beyonce
Taylor Swift
and Fergie-led Black Eyed Peas.

Is Fergie-led even a word?
It should be a bullet.